Happy Thanksgiving!

Sorry for the lack of updates. We've seen quite a large drop in rage-quitters, but that is not to say that these losers are gone. So, as my thanksgiving gift to you all, here's a few more that I managed to round up in the past few weeks of playing.

Game Center ID: chillaxuloser, IwannaKillllu, SRXX, Tsug

natscape has a Limp Penis

Game Center ID: natscape

Remember this loser? The last time I posted, I wasn't able to name him properly because he used emoji icons as his Game Center ID. Anyway, found him again recently. And he's still the same lousy loser. I'm sorry to say that even v1@gr@ won't be able to cure his limp penis.

chriscexx, Bison ugh... chriscexx, Bison nOOObs

Game Center ID: chriscexx

This guy pathetic loser runs around with M. Bison, but quits the moment you own him in Round 1. What a blardy loser. And calling Ryu, Akuma and Ken noobs? ZERO losses, eh? Oh, shame shame, shame on you, chriscexx!

P/S: Check out this loser's little corner on YouTube...

JA_24 Leaves - When You Win

Game Center ID: JA_24

According to his comment, he will leave if there's lag. He forgot to mention that he'll also rage quit once you kick his butt, hard.

Mr. 187HOMICIDE is a BITCHAZ QUITERZ!

Game Center: Mr. 187HOMICIDE

This "BITCHAZ QUITERZ" quit on me when play time was over his bitchaz ass got kicked. What a freaking bitchaz quiterz.

nikgafolyfe: The Cheating, Crying Bytch

Game Center ID: nikgafolyfe

Apparently, he calls himself faisal. And he cheats, stupidly. Is he too dumb to erase his losses?

Taconella, Leader of Your Home Button

Game Center ID: Taconella

SP Assist is OFF, but he'd love to be your leader when it comes to switching the Home button on.

willowkicksass wants to kill u!

Game Center ID: willowkicksass

I'm thinking that he just wants to kill the Home button. Or maybe delete the game. Or both. Or rather, kick his own ass for being such a lame loser.

moey187287 is a fkn weak c.unt

Game Center ID: moey187287

Q: What's wrong with this guy?
A: He's a rude fkn weak c.unt that loves the Home button. And he's a b.itch too!

MeesterYonnie Has Lots of Skill with the ~ wait for it ~ Home Button!

Game Center ID: MeesterYonnie

Yeah, spammers please GTFO, whatever that means. Skillful Home button lovers like MeesterYonnie should also GTFO. Whatever that means.

june_alexiel? sigh...

Game Center ID: june_alexiel

I'm sure he killed a lot of boredom with the poor Home button. Sigh...

emire Has a Social Life with the Home Button

Game Center ID: emire

This guy's a total loser. Check out his win/lose rate. Then check out his ranked drop rate. Oh, I'm sure you would have noticed his tagline too. Looks like the Penalty System just poked him on Facebook.

Labor Day Hall of Shamers

Here's some more Hall of Shamers for your enjoyment. Get some eggs ready for these typical losers.

Game Center ID: djbrixx, Ryo_Sâeba, iuzza delle nuvole

Come See setavn88 Play!

Game Center ID: setavn88

Woah! This champion loser has 1,010,910,658 BP. And he has 35,849 wins cheats to boot. Anyone wanna beat his record in awesomeness stupidity? Be afraid — be very afraid...

GSPotato + Muffinman303 + rudebwoy81 = STUPIDITY

Check out these three losers. Look at the common thing that they have. Yes, all 0 BPs. And all have a very high number of dropped matches. Remember my theory about rage quitters being stupid? Well, these three just proved it to all of us. They have been quitting without knowing that there's this reward penalty system. LOL.

Game Center ID: GSPotato, Muffinman303, rudebwoy81

Rage Quitters Compilation - August 27, 2011

Game Center ID: shuishen xxx, Tatar_Jeab, wediafom, ZinDepZai

Here's another list of rage quitters for your viewing pleasure. They have no where else to go but the Friendly Matches, so feel free to disconnect if you happen to be matched up against them.

Most People Would Love to Hit Your Effing Face, imbadjeff...

Game Center ID: imbadjeff

If you happen to play him, try hitting his face. He asked for it.

F£RN4ND0 Demands Satisfaction

Game Center ID: F£RN4ND0

I'm sure he gets a lot of satisfaction simply by pressing the Home button.

dragon_arm quits, loses and...

Game Center ID: dragon_arm

As far as I can recall, most people losers rage quit by pressing the Home button. But for dragon_arm, he quits, then he loses and well, let's not get there.

我屌你媽 too, toufu haitatsu!

Game Center ID: toufu haitatsu

This loser deserves the title of this post. Here's a quick Google Translate depicting his message: Google Translate for 我屌你媽. Judge for yourself.

ENetCYber == Cheater == Stupid. Fact.

Game Center ID: ENetCYber

Remember, Cheaters == Stupid. No? Yesss! ?

ENetCYber looks set to have the best record in stupidity. Check out his BP and how many times he has played the game. In short, he has played the game with every human on Earth, and perhaps an alien or two from Mars. Absolutely wow.

mousefalando Likes to Out Game

Game Center ID: mousefalando

Rough translation (thanks to Google Translate) for his Chinese scribblings: out game positive flutter street, afford to lose do not play.

Well, I guess he's saying that you mousefalando should be able to afford your his lost. Now, let's see how mousefalando fares...

dmanitro56, F**k You too...

Gane Center ID: dmanitro56

This post is self-explanatory.
P/S: No, we are not trying to spam the internet with useless postings. 

Occassionally, We Get the Crazy Ones

Game Center ID: illfamous

The last time we checked into the craziness, we had some Shang Tsung from the NetherRealms invading Street Fighter IV Volt. Go back to a few days ago, this guy rage quit while playing Friendly.

Congratulations, illfamous. You are now on Rage Quitters Hall of Shame.

PYRONJAY is Not Abel to Win Nor Spell

Game Center ID: PYRONJAY

Meet Blanker, the latest character to join the ranks of fighters in Street Fighter IV Volt. He's quite similar to Blanka, a jungle-fighting-styled character, except that he's well, blank.

Summary: PYRONJAY can't win nor spell.
P/S: PYRONJAY is a LOOSER LOSER (see, I can spell).

Tokido Murderface Would Like to Fc.uk You!

Game Center ID: Tokido Murderface

No, he's not the real deal. But he'd love to Fc.uk You.

Seriously, is this what you say to people you just met? Try doing this on the street, why dontcha, you idiot.

tutufometumba, Toast Take 2

Game Center ID: tutufometumba

Remember Your Ken Are Belong To Us? Well, our friend, tutufometumba is back. And he's now playing "Friendly" with everyone else on Street Fighter IV Volt. And he's got a new tag line! You are toast!

Unfortunately, his Dhalsim got pwned. Totally. Both rounds ended with him sucking down an Ultra. Who's toasted, again?

CoitusHappiness Suc

Game Center ID: CoitusHappiness

Err, the last time I checked, CAPCOM is based in Japan, and Japan is actually an Asian country. So, why are you playing this suc game instead of being happy with your coitus?

Idiot.

More Common Losers

Game Center ID: chillaxuloser, IceDeal, killertomatoe, The Morning Mist

Here's another set of common losers for your viewing. Nothing common with them except that they all rage quit when they lose.

Common Losers

Game Center ID: eddferch, IxRuthlesSxI, ZinSieuPham

You know, the term common thief? Well, we also have common losers. Check 'em out.